first time called out in the MS6

[mikelevi]

I'm not really into being a showboat, revving hard or burning out. I've never been in a situation until this weekend where someone was being a complete douche-bag and had to put them into their place.

So this weekend I was on my way to back from the grocery store when this WRX (sti?) with stickers galore came to the side of me with what looked like two high school dudes and two middle school chicks in the back. They kept revving and hitting their BOV, laughing and pointing over at me. So finally we get to light and they say, "hey, nice Mazda "speed". I bet its really fast huh?!" laughing. I said, "probably not as fast as yours, you have a lot of stickers and that equals a lot of HP" He stopped laughing and said, "yeah which means I have around 450 HP, I destroy anything on this road including corvettes!" I laughed and said, "sure you do, so you would have no problem beating me?"

As soon as I said that I launched out hard as hell. First launch since changing all my mounts to 88 duro AWR. He fucking stalls his car! haha. He finally catches up to me at two lights down and is revving hard as shit. I launch again and beat his ass hard. We only got up to around 65 and I let off. Kids need to learn what the MS6 is, but most of all when you have 600 lbs of faggot in your car, you are much slower than someone with 10 lbs of dick.

I think the only way the story could have went any better is if I fucked their girl friends and used his tears as lube.

[leon78]

Epic MS6 FTW.
Good story man!

[ckMS3]

Nice kill + story

I hate how people underestimate/don't know our cars, but at the same time thats why I like them.

[mysleeper6]

I went to the track this weekend, and was talking to an STI owner; guy was nice enough but dumber than a box of rocks and hadn't stood close to a toothbrush in a week. We ended up in opposite lanes for my last run (don't ask; driver mod needed) and he jumped off the line and broke something. I like to think I at least forced him into a hard launch, lol.

[A1ex]

Nice kill and good story

[Worbit]

Originally Posted by mikelevi I'm not really into being a showboat, revving hard or burning out. I've never been in a situation until this weekend where someone was being a complete douche-bag and had to put them into their place. So this weekend I was on my way to back from the grocery store when this WRX (sti?) with stickers galore came to the side of me with what looked like two high school dudes and two middle school chicks in the back. They kept revving and hitting their BOV, laughing and pointing over at me. So finally we get to light and they say, "hey, nice Mazda "speed". I bet its really fast huh?!" laughing. I said, "probably not as fast as yours, you have a lot of stickers and that equals a lot of HP" He stopped laughing and said, "yeah which means I have around 450 HP, I destroy anything on this road including corvettes!" I laughed and said, "sure you do, so you would have no problem beating me?" As soon as I said that I launched out hard as hell. First launch since changing all my mounts to 88 duro AWR. He fucking stalls his car! haha. He finally catches up to me at two lights down and is revving hard as shit. I launch again and beat his ass hard. We only got up to around 65 and I let off. Kids need to learn what the MS6 is, but most of all when you have 600 lbs of faggot in your car, you are much slower than someone with 10 lbs of dick. I think the only way the story could have went any better is if I fucked their girl friends and used his tears as lube.

I'm sitting at the airport right now and this made me LOL - now people are looking at me haha


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[Paul]

+1 for tears as lube.

[manila]

^^This haha

[HavasuSpeed3]

Somewhere on a Subbie forum there is a HS kid bragging about how he smoked a mazda "speed". And how his sticker power prevailed and that poor mazda sedan had no chance.

[TiGraySpeed6]

great story for my monday morning, got me smiling again

[Naaman]

Agreed^^^

Just the right sort of pick-me-up for a shitty monday. Nice job!

[supertubesocks]

Haha,
10# of dick> 600# of faggot

[Ingle]

Yeah, way to go. This truly has brightened my day. Sir. I thank you.

[6Y MAZDA]

Originally Posted by ckMS3 Nice kill + story I hate how people underestimate/don't know our cars, but at the same time thats why I like them.

this! especially with my evil m and debadged "mazdaspeed 6" on the trunk i get looks all the time of people checking out the front badge to try to figure out what the hell it is!

[h.h.sk1nny]

LOL, use tears as lube. Nice kill OP

[MSpeed34]

Haha I killed an STi last night...But my car got impounded!!

[tjamison]

Awesome.

Originally Posted by mikelevi ...when you have 600 lbs of faggot in your car, you are much slower than someone with 10 lbs of dick.

[Vader]

You sir, have become sig worthy.

[Stealth01]

Originally Posted by mikelevi ... when you have 600 lbs of faggot in your car, you are much slower than someone with 10 lbs of dick.

Quote of the YEAR.

[Keko]

Lmao epic story man.. told well

[breakfstincluded]

subbed for ego boost